To explain:

Ash tells me * about Christine, which I totally agree with & sends her a sms of acknowledgement.

Christine: Hahaha. Ashlyn is like newpaper.

Me: Yes. She's cheap and reliable.


That explains it Ash, don't put words into my mouth!

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Msn with XH:

On academics and studies.

Me: I think in uni people study. As in they are quite consistent, good grades.
XH: I consistent also.
Me: Ok good.
XH: I don't study all the time.

On my absence from her bday celebrations.

XH: We missed you.
XH: We tried to do your Karen frog smile.
Me: I don't have.
XH: Check your ezlink.
XH: I will flash that at your wedding.
XH: AND funeral.

On Dahniela, who lost interest in a guy in less than a month.

XH: She said its her longest one already.

On a guy.

XH: I thought his face was big. But his ass beats it.
Me: Face big meh.
XH: Ya he got long face. When he fat it was wide as well.


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