I cannot think of a title at all, because itunes is playing a korean song so I cannot think of any english words. Anyways it is the My Lovely Samsoon theme song, She Is by Clazziquai, and I really like it. =)

On Wednesday, went to Zouk with Ash and Christine, who had this whole bunch of law friends. One of them wore this funky shirt and funky glasses. Anyways. Shall rip this off Christine's blog:

On the way to Zouk
Ashlyn: I need highness.
Karen: What is highness? Hair sinus?

I thought it was HINUS alright, because Ash was probably fiddling her hair when she said this and she is mad so the fault really lies with her and not me thankgoosesomarch.

Did not manage to get the lighter back from ZA. And I left my mints behind. This is narration of sai.

Last night I was MSN-ing with Juliana and we both vented our frustrations on stupid ''xiaomeimeis'' cuz they are really irritating. To Juliana xiaomeimei is "15-18" omg I beg to differ. Haha. 15-17 la.... 18 is alright! Hello I was 18 a month ago. And yes they are irritating because they are attention-grabbing, but try to act indifferent, their eyes are always wandering, and they also happen to be incorrigible flirts. Maybe not all, but black sheeps taint the community. Anyway our whole conversation was like infested with words like:

"Hi-5."
"YES MAN!"
"yesssss"
"laosai!"
"xiaomeimeis so irritatin. slap them."

Somewhere at the back or our wise minds I guess we realised we were bitching about our past but that does not matter a weeny bit. Because with age comes wrinkles and priveleges.

Wait I go lunch be back consperm.

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My lunch was so good.

Last night Pei asked me the wrongest question.

Pei: I ask u something abt bgr.
Me: yes?
Pei: Even though I know you are not the right person to ask.
Me: WHY AM I NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO ASK.
Pei: Okok. When do you msg a guy online? Like do you wait for him or what.
Me: You really ask wrong. I am incessany.
Pei: What is incessany.
Me: I message incessantly.
Pei: LOL

Pei: Kelly said we must let guys msg us. Why like that. Stone age meh.
Me: Hannyway I don't care. Cuz most of my guy friends are my buddies. So I can be incessany. Buddy symbolized by incessany.
Pei: Incessany.. you invented the word isit?
Me: yes.

Okay, if I like a guy i am not incessany, I moderate, and then I bombard Ash. =D. So if I am incessany then it means I am not romantically interested in the guy.

I was talking to Yogi on MSN too and we agreed to have a sleepover when she comes back. She said she would be back from the 15-17 and I cleverly thought she was coming back for 2 days in Dec only.... 15 Dec - 17 JaN! Val's coming back for an even longer period of time, until her birthday which is on 14 Feb. Cannot wait at all. I miss them.

Bye.

A quickie because.. haven't blogged for a few days.

I highlighted my hair red yesterday! =D At 30% off. It took me awhile to get used to it. But, I like it pretty much now. My mom likes it, and Claire said it suits me. AND turns out Christine also highlighted her hair red on Sunday, so I definitely have to take a look later.

The hairdresser had this stupid comments like:

Him: Where are you from?
Me: Hong Kong...............................
Him: Ah I knew it. You don't look like you're from singapore, you don't look like you are from China also, so must be from HongKOng.

huh?? His theory is so warped.

After highlighting...

Him: Ah. Now, you look even more like you are from Hong Kong.
Me: Really???
Him: Yes! By the way, your hair cut is from Singpore or HongKong?

Damn weird question but nehhhh mind. And he tried speaking in canto too until I told him I like to converse in English.

Ashlyn is a ideeeot. Planning to meet her and horrible Christine later so I asked Ash not to omg me & get used to my hair first and she said "haha but i might be too shocked at seeing 2 ppl w flaming red hair leh". Hello who on earth is having flaming red hair. You? You probably thought I forgot but I remember your lonely strand of whitish-pinkish-red hair extension when we were working in DBS okayy.

Ashlyn please succumb to peer pressure and highlight your head red too. 30% off!. Sorry sorry i meant hair not head.

I went shopping with Ashlyn on Monday and I managed to get my stuff DESpite the rush in time because Ashlyn's competitive school is determined to seperate me from her. We went crazy buying notebooks.

Met up with Yang. Still pretty much the same guy! He has this little 18-year old friend Xuehao who laughs like a hyena and screams like a woman, which means his entertainment value is upped. Shiok. They were at my condo, at the reflective pool toilet, then Yang said there was an uncle at the door and that boy screamed like 'a-girl-getting-raped' and I screamed too... that's about how eggciting my place can get.-_-.

And Xuehao very good because he says mooncake festival instead of mid-autumn festival, just like me. Only know how to be negatively influenced. I think was something like:

Me: .... {something something}.......... mooncake day..
XH: No... { sth sth } .... mooncake festival..
Me: Mid-autumn festival la!

Win.

Last night I face got so red from drinking beer I nearly fainted. Don't know why but it is damn ugly. lol. I-face. Good england.

Went to school today to do marketing project. At the central library, I saw alot of unfamiliar faces, although I did see Zying. Anyway it's good because I always complain that I keep seeing the same old faces in Biz school, which is something I hear alot of Biz girls commenting, like at the busstops, toilets, et cetera. Zying said her hair was like mine too but that it would fade to become goldish-brown like her current hair-color so I immediately went to buy color-care shampoo and conditioner because I would like to increase the color lifespan- 2 weeks is insanity.

I want to eat sesame paste now but it is supposed to make your hair black so I am seriously deliberating over whether to consume the commodity. Exgoose me I am a econs tutor.

Bye.

Here's pics of us doing project in school. Econs assignment I think, not really project, but still... MJ and Eunice looked so crazed! But anyway Claire and I were still happy and normal cuz we had honey aloe vera drinks =D.





Will post again soon.

Xinhui for some reason I think I have a pictorial crush on chiupee.



Don't worry he will never see this. But his goofiness is so cute.

Saw this on a site:

batteries that operate with pee!!!



The first person to come into my mind... was Dahniela. She has absolutely no pee-control at all; the first urine test we had, she peed over her hands, which was expected and acceptable coming from the dodo bird, but the second time, she took an entire morning and some afternoon and bottles of water and lime aloe vera juice to pee. She even had special treatment; a special BOTTLE instead of a cup for her to put in her bag so she could travel around school. And after she peed finally, she happily left it in her bag to breed pretty germs for at least an hour. AND it was the celebratekarenbirthday- day ok.

And... if she had this pee-powered batteries, she's going to have the time of her life dealing with electricty and power.

I know what Dah's getting for her Christmas present already. =D

NOPOPO!

The product name is so irritating. But it's like, a so Dahniela thing. Nopopozzz for ahlianzzz dahzzz.

Yuck letter 'z' is my most hated alphabet already.

I taught XH and Dah the art of ah-lian-MSNing that day and we had farn but I have decided to quit already because I don't want the ahlianesss in my blood. But it is so farrn. Woops. XH picked it up at once, Dah was a horrible failure as usual [ exgoose me is being irritaingz your only talents or is I wrong? ] and omg Yang is so good at being the beng too. Dah please go marry Yang then your baby will have.... 1 eye only? Cuz not enough eye genes.

Talking of eyes, I sent the most irritating email to Fiona.

Hey Fanghui,

attached the essay.

Thanks a million, but please don't read it. Top secret. k no la but it is trash essay, trash essay only meant for tutors pupils [eyes! ] crever rights?

cheers,

karen

I am irritating.

I fell asleep twice in the afternoon, on my bed, and then on my brother's bed. Shows that I am tireddd. But I love these unintentional guilty little naps, I feel good now. Besides, I had the priveleges of:



Haha. Guess my spirits must have been pretty high to have such sweeet dreams, anyways I feel good now! Energized, and dreamy.

Yucks, I am so gross. -_-

The girl I am giving tuition to is soooo sweet.

Omg I need to stop using the word sweeet it is so disgusting.

Maybe I can blog about Christine since I would never find her sweeet because she is a horrible girl and I cannot visit her on Tuesday and I cannot visit Ashlyn on Wednesday but I am not sad because I am a lousy friend but then I just remembered I can visit ashlyn on Wednesday so feels damn shiok but who knows what will happen last minute again since the eleventh hour always befalls us.

I am so breathless imagining myself saying that. And itunes is playing M2M's Pretty Boy and their voices are so saccharine sweet omg everything is so sweet I cannot take it.

Ok i know, SS essay is so NOT sweet. Nightmare nightmare nightmarenightmarenightmare.

I remember how my brother drew a black horse and named it NightMare and I thought it was the coolest thing on earth and put in as my file cover. And I remember how he was so blardy good at art and I would take some of his drawings and trace them and refuse to admit that I traced. I even secretly added in my own shadings to his drawings cuz I thought they were not dark enough. Maybe once or twice only.

Dinner is gonna be awesome my mom bought roasted duck omg I can't wait. Countdown begins now. Anyway I think I lost some weight. So weird, no reason one. The only change is that ... I stopped going for dance classes, so I shoud get fatter, but no! I need to gain some weight cuz of special reasons but I don't want to become fei po.

My brother has just negotiated for an early dinner and I am so freaking agog at it.

Wait, must say this before I talk about Iriver Mickey MP3 [ which is blardy cute ]

I think Eileen likes my MSN ah-lian persona! Haha my blokenengrishdamnshiokworz. I made Xinhui & Eileen losers during their lectures cuz they laughed during their lectures cuz we were talking on MSN about Mr. Balloon Buttocks. The arrow-story is awesome right. And arrow-story so rhymes... ssssh. Muhahhaha I love the story especially because it incorporated *my ex-enemy [ fake one lar ] but the extended story is awesome I have to tell Eileen soon. Mr BB rocks.

Mr BB?? omg sounds so funny I must laugh to myself very loud.

okie mickey-head!

This is SO cute.







so cute.

Looks like we can play MasterMind with it right.

Even though it looks damn obscene, like many breasts and nipples and holes. Ehhs. I am weird. It is still cute and attractive! Ashlyn get it with me?

But it will confirm get squashed and cracked when my ass sits on it, so nehhh mind.

I mean, the Mickey head looks so.... perishable. and if I hang it on my handphone like they suggest, then it's fate is sealed. Sure short-lived. 'Consperm'.

Besides, I love my Baby too!!







I love the skin, & I haven't gotten sick of it yet. And, it fits into my jeans pocket. Mickey-head would look SO odd squashed in my jeans pocket.

But Mickey-head is cute!!

ANyway...

I have to do my Singapore Studies Essay. On Singapore's national heroes... and for the first part of the essay topic, online sources is like nil. Argh. I realise somebody actually posted the entire essay question on Yahoo answers. But she/he din't really get any answers. =D Shiok.

Played Soduku on MSN last night for my first time, cuz we were borrrreeed at 3a.m, and UNO is stupid cuz we cannot discard more than 1 card at each round, and BEjeweled wasn't working. But Soduku was fun! Definitely must play again later with Soduku-partner-Jamie. Jamie if Dah ignores you there is still me. =)

Must force my Mom to cook now otherwise no energy to write essay.

My goodness the sirens just went off. Those err... national type. Whatt happennnnnn?!

The sirens just stopped. Greeaat. I need my lunch NOW.

Warts up!

I did not go for salsa class. Big fat grin. Which means I am not joining the class this semester. Atiqah Fairuz I will wait for you and join next semester but you better keep yourself free!! Therefore... I shall join BizadClub! On top of PRU, but I think I prefer PRU. =)

Ashlyn I will try my best to pull myself to Studio Wu for dance classes. I do actually still want to attend Bryan’s [ the English and jap can fail instructor ], Andy’s [ the actor with emo choreo~ ] and Farah’s [ Sexiest woman ever with the perfect body & ass ] classes.

And I am definitely visiting Ashlyn’s school and dropping by Christine’s lecture. =)

Ashlyn said now she knows what I mean by I need some change or excitement in my life. Hello girl I’m over that already haha! I love my life. We have to coordinate our moods man! Not you up I down I up you down you knows??

Last night I had a long talk with Pei on MSN. She’s a listener. Thank you! It wasn’t like I had troubles and needed a listening ear; in fact I was in a great mood, but thanks for caring! =) She told me alot of stuff as well. Like how to be strong and all that [ hello actually I am very strong already what!! ]. And thanks for the compliments and affirmations too. So touched. Pei, please drop by Singapore before you go to Australia to study!! We haven’t met up for AGES. Years. I miss your company so please come and shop with me, gossip, talk about life, about French, about our dreams, guys, and have drinks together. Talk on the phone till morning. I remember how we used to talk when you were using the hostel phone and how it would automatically hang up every X minutes, bloody hell! You better come, girlfriend!

I love my girlfriends. More than ever.

Although I like my guy friends too. I like them cuz they don’t bother about the small details and they have big personalities.

But I can tell my girlfriends all my ‘dirty little secrets’ and I can whack them with my mood swings. And girlfriends appreciate each other. They allow themselves to depend on each other. You can call them 10 times a day and they won’t think u have a crush on them. No restrictions. And, when you’re with your girlfriends, you can wear a skirt and sit with your legs open. Who cares.

Today.

Today, I only had a 1 hour long tutorial. If you do the math, the travelling time is not worth it. I don’t even live far. I did go to school earlier because my group had to do the presentation for the assignment. We got the hard assignment, sigh.

Claire, Eunice, Xuyun and I had lunch at The Deck. Eating there has become somewhat of a routine, along with Biz Canteen. We need to adventure more! We went to the Engineering Canteen yesterday, the food was good! I could not spot my brother and his girlfriend though, so sad. The Engineering Canteen has swivel chairs, which is AMAZING but I nearly fell off. Grr. Yesterday we were all tired girls who slept waaay past midnight alright, so sitting on swivel chairs does make the world spin.

Shungui visited NUS today cuz it’s his off day, and he’s going to Brunei for 3 weeks tonight. Funny that he should choose to come to NUS before he leaves. I joined him and Suzie after my lunch, cuz Fiona [ fanghui ] & Julianna stole Claire away for a project, Eunice had lessons, and Xuyun had tuition. We went to the fair at Central Forum and there was free ice-cream but I din’t get any. I saw the sausage auntie and the yoghurt ice-cream auntie again my goodness they love selling their goodies to NUS students! Not that I’m complaining though.

Anyway, Shungui is definitely the official Ah Peh from my JC. No doubt. & Suzie is so cute! With her pink glasses, and neon pink and orange nails. No more Tinkerbell bag though, so sad.

Next week, I’m going to meet Meixian, Julia, Michelle and Angeline for lunch. Excited!~ My secondary school girls. =) It’s been nice catching up with Nat, Fairuz and Aisyah too. Nat is still the gangster and Fairuz is still the clown.

C’est tout, au revoir!

7.51 p.m

I had pork tendons for dinner, along with other shit's like lady's finger, pork, carrots etc.... but the pork tendons were awwwwesome. Thanks mum for knowing how to cook.

Can't wait for Dad to come back cuz I miss eating his food. Everyday will be a feast! =) He postponed his return again, got to wait until the end of the month. I think that's in time for Mid-Autumn Festival... right? Not really sure when is Mid-Autumn Festival but i think they're having mooncake sampling at Taka already, not sure if I saw wrongly. Every year it's this period I keep saying I am not a fan of mooncake, but when my Dad comes back with the mooncakes, I eat so much of it. Goodness this time I must drink lots of the brown rice green tea! I love brown rice green tea, thanks Eileen and Chanchan for introducing it to me. Smells damn good.

Yesterday I saw Julianna's boyfriend [ Joshua ] sitting at the benches in Biz school. When Claire said bye to him I waved at him but he looked like he doesn't recognise me. So no face. Anyway he doesn't look as monkeyish as he did in JC.

In the end, the marketing teacher did not randomly choose my assigment for grading. Thank goodness, but I feel like I wasted my time doing the assignment too. It means the next assignment I have to do properly again. Grrrr.

Was pretty late for school today, plus it was drizzling, so I went to take a cab since I had the marketing tutorial and not a lecture. But the cab moved so bloody slow and the roads jammed or what in the end I was still 20 mins late I think I might as well have taken the train. Taxi rides to school are like 15sgd. Waste money. And the taxi driver today was irritating. When I asked him to drive me to NUS he told me how he drove a lecturer to NUH instead of NUS because he couldn't hear properly. He said the lecturer looked very old and frail so he drove him to NUH. -_-. So clever right. ANd he kept asking if I am going NUH or NUS. Hello, uncle if you're abit deaf what the hell you want me to do. I can stick my fingers and help you dig your ear wax if you want. But that's not the irritating thing. He was eating this smelly crunch noisy thing. While driving. And he kept arranging his coins. And open the window to shout at his 'friend' who ignored him. And he drove so slow I was late. Ok not really.

I have nothing to do now. Managerial Econs presentation is tomorrow but there's nothing else to add on already. Hope the class doesn't throw us questions. Mercy on us, this week's assignment IS hard.

Ashlyn messaged me to say she misses going for dance classes. Dear Ashlyn I still have one more month of dance classes that I paid for. But, convince me to go yup, because I can't seem to make the effort. I should go and say bye to cute Damien too, because he's really adorable, and I am going to miss watching him dance around like a monkey and enjoying himself.

Tommorow's the salsa, somebody convince me to go too please.

Karen's a laaazy girl.

Don't ask me to cut my hair anymore please!! In 1 week at least 4 people asked me to cut. Yes I know I look older with longer hair but none of your businesses. Hello I've never had hair this length before.

Last night was embarrasing. Today is Dahniela's birthday so at 12 a.m I changed my msn nick to:

Karen ~ Happy Birthday DAH!!!!!

and people were like: '' It's your boyfriend's birthday?? Since when did you get a boyfriend Karen? Finally! ''

Dahniela's name SUCKS.

And what's wrong with me not having a boyfriend. I am Miss I. independent.

8.15 pm

Just had my dinner. My mum made that very delicious mushroom dish again and it was AWESOME. Her invention =).

I have 4 marketing assignments to do right now. Its actually 1 assignment but there are 4 freaking questions so I have to think 4 times and I I don't want to do it at all.

Ashlyn did not pick up my call. Idiot. Ashlyn chee ruiyin I would love to go Mambo with you this wednesday but I haven't been sleeping. I have been sleeping at 3-4 am for the past 3 nights and there are bumps on my skin. I have eye bags [ always did ]. I have tuition on Thursday. I have salsa on Wednesday 6-7 at Jitterbugs, if I go home to change I will not be able to pull myself out.

Maybe I should just not join salsa.

Grrrrr....

Will be back later. Please let my foul mood be gone. What's with the past few nights.

edit:

3.51 a.m

I am going to sleep now. No more late nights! The last parts of my marketing tutorial was pure nonsense.

My foul mood is gone.

Cuz I got to use vulgarities. Ashamed [ ok not really ] but shiok. Ashlyn don't be stunned I don't mean it that harshly.

Karen stop sprouting nonsense please go and sleep.

Today I took a disorder test online [ cannot be trusted ] and I was 42% schizo. Which is not too bad. =)

Good night. Marketing tutorial starts in... 5 hours.

Eating Bah Kwa at 3 a.m in the morning is my new-found joy.

It's really yummy, but it spoils the atmosphere of the night. Absolutely.



This might well be the answer to my meaty arms. =) Thanks Eileen for calling me that jungle thing and making a 'cute' stranger laugh. He loves you, I love you not.

I'm glad I din't go to bed earlier cuz I'm feeling normal now. I wouldn't have liked going to sleep feeling moody or uncomfortable.

Keep things short cuz of the time.

My new laptop does not have any songs in it yet so I spent the entire day listening to Michael Buble, repeat x 10, but I'm not sick of him yet [ I'm so scary ]. But at this moment I am extremely sick of Bah Kwa I think I had too much. Yup and anyway I just realised I could have plugged in my ipod and listened to the playlist there instead of subjecting myself to the repetitive torture. My brain is obviously anywhere but in my head.

Brain? Or brains? ...

Brains. Cuz I am clever.

In 6.5 hrs I have to be in school for stats lecture. Goodness!!! I cannot see myself there.

Bah Kwa is a.t.m my enemy. I need to vomit.